英語小笑話

英語小笑話1

　　Outside Games There are many outside game like running, skating, swimming, horse-racing, hunting, flying kites, walking-races. Of course, football is an out game. Basketball, badminton and so on are also outside game. Some people like outside games, but others like indoor games. They like playing billiard, chess, cards, table tennis.. Outdoor games invoke more and faster movement. Some active people like them. Indoor games are quiet and involve less movement. Do you like outside games or indoor game?

英語小笑話2

　　I Will Not Take a Bath I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub, I has bath last week. I don’t need another scrub. I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine, a rubber ball. No, I can not take a bath. The tub is too small. It’s all filled up with toy. There’s no room for me.

英語小笑話3

　　Two Birds 兩只鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話：這有多嬌生慣養(yǎng)啊

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的`祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。

英語小笑話4

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？

　　Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

　　Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？

　　尼克：見過，老師，經(jīng)常見。就在昨天夜里我還見過呢！

　　老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

　　尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家丑不可外揚�！�

英語小笑話5

　　Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告訴我湯姆，哪個月有28天呢？

　　湯姆：每個月都有啊！

英語小笑話6

　　1.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

　　2.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

　　3.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

　　答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的`”?)

　　答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

　　5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

　　答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

　　6.why are people tired on April fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

　　7.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　8.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

　　9.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

　　答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結(jié)成冰時)

　　10.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

英語小笑話7

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　譯文：

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。

　　“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。

　　“再給你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸�太那么感興趣呢？”

　　“她是個賣糖果的`�！�

英語小笑話8

　　a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

英語小笑話9

　　laugh line

　　laugh是什么意思：

　　v. 笑；嘲笑；使笑得；以笑表示

　　n. 笑；笑聲；引人發(fā)笑的事或人

　　an exaggerated laugh

　　矯揉造作的笑聲 It is no laughing matter.

　　這沒有什么可笑的。 He who laughs last laughs best.

　　最后笑的人才笑得最開心。 He who laughs last laughs best.

　　誰笑到最后才笑得最好。Laugh and the world laughs with you, wrap and you weep alone.

　　笑時萬眾附和，哭時獨自垂淚（世態(tài)炎涼）。line是什么意思：

　　n. 線條，界線，路線；條紋；排；鐵路線；生產(chǎn)線；臺詞；態(tài)度；防線；前線

　　v. 用線標出，劃線于；使布滿紋絡(luò)；加襯里于；排隊，排列成行

　　This is a lined trunk.

　　這是一個有襯里的.箱子。 They are politically in line.

　　他們在政治上意見一致。On a map there are horizontal lines and vertical lines.

　　在地圖上有水平的線和垂直的線。To inscribe(a line or lines)with a pencil or other marking implement.

　　畫用鉛筆或其它做標記的器具刻線The new proposal is in line with our general line.

英語小笑話10

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺愛，寵愛） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（亂發(fā)脾氣） . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點，可他的.祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？”“哭？”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

英語小笑話11

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一個商場租用了相互毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying，"Gigantic Sale!”and "Super Bargains!”

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書:“大減價!”“特便宜!”

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming，“Prices Slashed”and“Fantastic Discounts!”

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的`招牌，聲稱:“大砍價!”“狂打折!”

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated，“ENTRANCE".

　　中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著:“入口處”。

英語小笑話12

　　excuse for speeding

　　趕緊到達那里

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達目的地�！�

英語小笑話13

　　While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(煩躁，發(fā)牢騷) andjabbering(快而含糊地說) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.

　　The man's wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."

　　有個人生病了。他的妻子請了一位醫(yī)生來給他治病。

　　醫(yī)生在給他治療的時候，他的妻子一直大驚小怪，神神叨叨地緊張不安。醫(yī)生對她說：“你的.丈夫必須絕對休息和保持安靜。” 然后他就留下了一些。

　　她問醫(yī)生：“什么時候給我丈夫吃這些藥呀!”醫(yī)生回答說：“不用，這些藥不是給他吃的，是給你吃的，你需要。”

英語小笑話14

　　Back Up Two Miles

　　A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .

　　"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.

　　"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.

　　退后兩英里

　　一位農(nóng)夫和他的兒子乘坐輕便馬車來到一段窄路，他們遇到一個開車的人向相反的方向去。兩個方向的兩英里以內(nèi)都沒有地方可以使他們相擦而過。駕車人甚是著急，按響了喇叭。 “如果你不后退，”農(nóng)夫說著擼起了袖子，“我可不喜歡我將不得不做的事�！彼緳C吃驚不小，掛上倒擋，向后退了兩英里，讓輕便馬車先過去。

　　“剛才在那兒你說過的你不喜歡要做的'事是什么?”農(nóng)夫的兒子問道。

　　“退后兩英里，”農(nóng)夫回答道。

英語小笑話15

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?

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